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@ 2009-02-06 15:05:00
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The idea is that I have to keep coming up with t-shirt ideas or I'll never feed my family.

WEEKEND CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT



This is Kanye West + his entourage in Paris this week. The contest is this: I want you to name all 5 of these guys. The best, most fitting, most amusing five names get me drawing something for them next week. Bonus points maybe if you can come up with their roles or catch phrases. Go crazy. Wow me.

Deadline is 12 a.m. Monday, February 9th. Enter as often as you want. Don't cheat and point out Fonzworth Bentley, you spoilsports.

The idea is let's have some fun.

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[info]bottomlesspop
2009-02-06 10:20 pm UTC (link)
THE B.C. GANG:

1. Bryson Changsworth IV - Demolitions Expert
2. Bootsy Cauliflower - Demolitions Expert
3. Budd E. Clydesdale - Demolitions Expert
4. "Birmingham" Bryce Cullen - Demolitions Expert
5. Brock Colton - Jr. Demolitions Expert/Faceman understudy

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[info]hellomightydog
2009-02-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
winner

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Demolitions Experts, the BCs, the Faceman understudy. So much to love about this entry.

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[info]secondperiod
2009-02-07 12:27 am UTC (link)
1) Barack Muammar Gaddafi Obama - Secretary of Lycanthropy
2) Truck "The Mangler" Halverson - Equestrian Advisor
3) Livingston "Original Rude Boy" DuPlante - Ska Revival Historian
4) Dr. Potato - TOP FUCKING SECRET
5) Hiram Bullbaiter Worthington IV - Sheet Music Librarian and Helicopter Pilot

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:15 pm UTC (link)
You had me rolling at Equestrian Advisor, but Ska Revival Historian made it transcend the muck of this world into something beautiful.

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[info]sirive
2009-02-07 12:33 am UTC (link)
1. Biz-nezz: He is always ready for business. Also, he minds his own and appreciates if you mind yours.
2. Grave-E: "I am all abouts the gravvvy". People don't know if that is a thing or if he means actual gravy.
3. Un-Sho: Dude is just un-sho about everything. He is not even sho he should be in that photo. Onlookers have suggested he won a "Hang with Kanye" competition.
4. Doc Buttonz: He has a phd in the colour orange and he is the legal guardian of Kanye.
5. Interesting Pete: His is the shoulder they all know they can cry on.

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[info]sach
2009-02-07 07:19 am UTC (link)
This one made me laugh the hardest.

Interesting Pete and Doc Buttonz are gold.

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Way to go, WINNER!

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[info]sirive
2009-02-09 10:48 pm UTC (link)
WHOAH!
It was all worth it!

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[info]relaxing
2009-02-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
1. Humpty Hump - looks like M.C. Hammer on crack
2. Hollywood Montrose - flamboyant fashion designer from the 1980s romantic comedy Mannequin
3. The Short One - someone's kid brother?
4. The Queen Mother - always matches his hat to his bag
5. Dwayne Wade - shooting guard for the Miami Heat.

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[info]paperbirds
2009-02-07 01:29 pm UTC (link)
doooooood.

hollywood montrose?

soooooo good.

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:16 pm UTC (link)
A lot of people are going to say that Humpty or Hollywood were your golden entries. For my money, The Queen Mother was where you topped the pack.

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[info]noa_altschul
2009-02-07 02:41 am UTC (link)
2 is TISA isn't it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbjBHkKiS4c seen here

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Entirely possible. I choose to believe the more delightful fictional persona names.

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[info]jimmythechang
2009-02-07 03:07 am UTC (link)
1. Jason "The Dilly" Hershowitz. Sexpionage.
"Whatchu need sexed?"

2. LeVarr DeTroit. Magician.
"'Bout to get arcane up in *heah*"

3. Slizzy the Knives. Muscle of the group. Weapon of choice: ballpeen hammer.
"Your teeth are MINE"

4. Prof. Jeremiah True. Administrator of Angles. Oversees proper angularity of group clothing and posture.
"Man, shit ain't rakish unless it's parallel to the equator."

5. Bobo Handsome. Armchair physician.
"Yeah, you know. It's diabetes."

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:17 pm UTC (link)
"Man, shit ain't rakish unless it's parallel to the equator."

By far the best single catch phrase. A fine name as well.

You were a strong contender for the win.

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[info]sporecloud
2009-02-07 04:01 am UTC (link)
1- Arjun O'Toole aka "The Extricator" - Logistics expert, legal counsel and escape artist. Quote: "Officer, Mr. West is a generous man who rewards discretion and an ability to will unpleasant memories into the wood chipper of the mind. The scimitar has been returned to the museum and all injured parties have received just recompense. Did anything really happen at the bordello today? I think it's becoming hazy for us all."
2- Bernardo Candlewaxx - Happener, Doctor of The Now. Quote: "Kanye, five years ago you instructed me to tell you 'yes' whenever you told me 'no', whatever your physical or mental state. We signed a contract to that effect and Candlewaxx never breaks a vow. At any rate it doesn't matter, I already slipped you the pills. Plead with Our Lady of Adventure, not me. You're in her hands now."
3- Poppo Puno - Psychic Smellhound, porter, scapegoat. Quote: "This place got The Stink, Mr. West. I don't think we wanna be here."
4- Yves Anjou - Pilot, driver, bodyguard. Quote: "It's been ten years since I was forced to threaten a man with a naked blade, Kanye. Ten years. I hope it was worth it for you. Get in the car. Sir."
5- Scared Shitless - Mute playboy, occasional nemesis. Quote: "..."

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I love how there's a whole story going on in between entries.

Plead with Our Lady of Adventure, not me? Goddamn, dude, you brought the step.

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[info]sach
2009-02-07 07:18 am UTC (link)
THE WEST-END BOYS

1. Professor Lateef McQueef - His suitcase was full of pussy-farts, his heart: SECRETS!
2. Dr. Juice Douchepants - Nobody knew the origins of the sextets smelly master of anti-disguise
3. Maestro Flamin' Flaco - He's fuckin' LOCO, ESE.
4. Father Tippyhat - From G's to Beige Gloves
5. Shyboy Washington - The oft-seen retarded member of the group, seemingly unable to even dress himself.

Wow, sorry dude, I wrote it and wanted to NOT post it, but I tried... I tried so hard.

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:18 pm UTC (link)
The suitcase of pussy-farts is wonderful. Completely wonderful.

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[info]quitwriting
2009-02-07 10:02 am UTC (link)
Bah. Mine was just unfunny.

Except Righteous Michael (number 4):

Righteous Michael - Personal Priest - "Kanye who?"

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Aw, you shouldn't have rescinded your entry. But, yes, Righteous Michael was a delight.

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[info]quitwriting
2009-02-10 09:36 am UTC (link)
I didn't want to offend people.

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[info]joshpm
2009-02-07 03:43 pm UTC (link)
1. Squinty Hopkins
2. Jellybean
3. Frederick L. Krumpkins III
4. Jones "The Pope" Diesel
5. Beowulf Hercules

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Beowulf Hercules!

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[info]killsandwich
2009-02-08 08:10 pm UTC (link)
1. Paul Popcorn
"Blowin' up sacks, from the front to the back!"

2. Scientist
"The Ramen Shamen, cooks like he cleans, say what he means."

3. Lil' Bobby Britches
"Blaze dog, take me to the kennel."

KANYE
"All your grammies are belong to me."

4. Poogie
"Droppin' aces, like 1, 1, 11!"

5. Freddie Stax
"Rockin' the bass clef, from the right to the left."

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[info]preachertom
2009-02-09 09:21 pm UTC (link)
A dark horse candidate for winnery.

Lil' Bobby Britches and Poogie had bubbling with the giggles. We gotta put you to work on a catchphrase committee.

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